Miami Colors

En route to USA

Highrise living is effortless glamour at the beach.  Take an elevator to whatever you need

Hemingway's cats with six toes

En route to brunch in merc

Clever Bloody Mary.  First round got only bacon as garnish, got crazy icky mixes after twenty min.  Fresh bar sits for twenty minutes until glasses of ice arrive in second wave.  

Seafood in Miami is unreal.

Miami is known for amusingly bad service.  You can count on it.  Today the door bitch would not admit us to a $90/head orgiastic seafood brunch so we went upstairs to a gorgeous canal view restaurant and the daffy Latina waitress only makes visits for any reason every 20min, like clockwork.  Lunch will take hours.

I was suckered by the imitation national park service uniforms.  After being stuck in Russia, uniforms put me on guard.  I thought it strange the national park service would be staffed by unkempt swamp people, that they couldn't identify common plants or animals, and were begging for tips!

Death boat?

Happy married couple Joe and Jobson 

   Here we go!  So loud!

Evil babies